Friskie Kitties

So, I heard that cheesing, sniffing cat piss, is supposed to get you high. I tried it. Didn’t work. It wasn’t fun, I threw up a lot, ruined one of my favorite shirts, and lost 100 respect points from a banger that I was putting work into. But lemme tell you, Friskie’s is bringing a whole new meaning to fancy feast. This shit does the job. If cheesing is a half a nug of that dirt dirty weed, this is 3 boulders of crack rock wrapped in bacon. You don’t even have to take it from me… watch the commercial.

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