LA COMERCIA is certainly not a food blog, but as upstanding, tax-paying citizens of the continent of LA, we feel it is our obligation to alert our faithful community whenever we come across anything dank, whether that be the self-respecting stars of W.Y.H.W. to the Three Dollar Holler at Mandy’s Family Restaurant in El Segundo. Today for lunch I rolled up to Mario’s Peruvian & Seafood, a little room with some tables and chairs on Melrose and Vine that would appear to have a kitchen in the back too.

Order the Lomo Saltado if you don’t know what to get. It’s steak, french fries, and grilled tomatoes and onions on a pile of rice. The best part is the green sauce, which is made out of 100% authentic green. It costs $11.50, but it’s enormous… enough for two normal humans.

Wash it down with an Inca Kola, and you’re good to go.

Goes well with : Blue Dream (Blueberry x Haze).

Damn. Mario should pay me for this.

Looks like urine, tastes like bubble gum.